Tag Archives: ramblings

i’m not crazy, i just act that way

my mother once told me i had an addictive personality. at first i was all flattered, thinking she meant that i had such a sparkling personality, it was addictive to others. people can’t get enough of me, yay me! but … Continue reading

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hangin’ with the cool crowd

ohmygodohmygodohmygod, one of the popular kids mentioned me on her blog! play it cool amanda, play it cool. deep breaths, shrug it off, no biggie, whatevs. no, don’t say that, cool people don’t say whatevs. do they? shit, i don’t know … Continue reading

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my secret blog

yeah, that’s right, i had a secret blog. i created a brand new secret email address with absolutely no info about who i really was. with my new secret email address i started a new secret blog. i didn’t tell anyone about it. being completely anonymous allowed … Continue reading

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i’d beat jesus

…in a who could live longer competition. oh sorry, is that sacrilegious? am i offending people? pfft, lighten up. sigh… another year older. birthdays aren’t as much fun as they used to be. no more roller skating parties, pin the tail … Continue reading

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it’s too cold when…

ah, january in winnipeg… you think you’re so tough? you think you shock me? you think i can’t handle you?? tut tut, you do this every year. you’re so predictable. i was walking home the other day, and when i blinked, my eyelashes … Continue reading

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pick on someone your own size

at 5’3″, it’s not often that i’m taller than anyone, but it does happen occasionally. and when it does…. well…. it’s just weird. my brain feels confused at the downward angle of my eyes and the view of the top of someone’s head. … Continue reading

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pompoms are for pansies

my original title was going to be “pompoms are for pussies” but i blushed and realized i was too much of a pus — pansy — to write that. plus, that may bring in visitors on false notions of what this … Continue reading

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