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it’s not a real phobia, like my phobia of moths, but more of an anxiety over high fiving. when someone raises their hand into high five position, i feel a little rush of panic. first there’s the panic that i … Continue reading
you’re filthy. you leave a mess all around, and i’m left trudging through it. your very presence leaves me feeling dirty. you have no regard for how your presence effects me or anyone else. you breeze into town, stir things … Continue reading
maybe it just goes with the territory of being the eldest child, but when it came to playing games with my siblings, i was always queen. when my sister and i played with my little ponies, i had Majesty, queen … Continue reading
i remember one day when i was in grade 2, i figured out how old i would be in the year 2000. holy smokes, i’d be 23 years old! that was so old to 8 year old me. i’d be … Continue reading
my mother once told me i had an addictive personality. at first i was all flattered, thinking she meant that i had such a sparkling personality, it was addictive to others. people can’t get enough of me, yay me! but … Continue reading
ohmygodohmygodohmygod, one of the popular kids mentioned me on her blog! play it cool amanda, play it cool. deep breaths, shrug it off, no biggie, whatevs. no, don’t say that, cool people don’t say whatevs. do they? shit, i don’t know … Continue reading
i’m keeping this blog too. i don’t care that it’s pointless. i’m a hoarder and can’t get rid of anything, even duplicate blogs.