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high five phobia

it’s not a real phobia, like my phobia of moths, but more of an anxiety over high fiving. when someone raises their hand into high five position, i feel a little rush of panic. first there’s the panic that i … Continue reading

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you’re disgusting, but i love you anyway

you’re filthy. you leave a mess all around, and i’m left trudging through it. your very presence leaves me feeling dirty. you have no regard for how your presence effects me or anyone else. you breeze into town, stir things … Continue reading

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in the land of make believe, amanda reigns

maybe it just goes with the territory of being the eldest child, but when it came to playing games with my siblings, i was always queen. when my sister and i played with my little ponies, i had Majesty, queen … Continue reading

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when i grow up

i remember one day when i was in grade 2, i figured out how old i would be in the year 2000. holy smokes, i’d be 23 years old! that was so old to 8 year old me. i’d be … Continue reading

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i’m not crazy, i just act that way

my mother once told me i had an addictive personality. at first i was all flattered, thinking she meant that i had such a sparkling personality, it was addictive to others. people can’t get enough of me, yay me! but … Continue reading

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hangin’ with the cool crowd

ohmygodohmygodohmygod, one of the popular kids mentioned me on her blog! play it cool amanda, play it cool. deep breaths, shrug it off, no biggie, whatevs. no, don’t say that, cool people don’t say whatevs. do they? shit, i don’t know … Continue reading

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redundancy

i’m keeping this blog too. i don’t care that it’s pointless. i’m a hoarder and can’t get rid of anything, even duplicate blogs.

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moving… for now

so i’ve decided to give blogspot a whirl. knowing my epic indecisiveness, i may change my mind and come back. but for now i will only be posting there. please go to http://mandersblue.blogspot.com/ and update any bookmarks you may have (if … Continue reading

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decisions decisions

i am so useless when it comes to making decisions. options stress me out! and yet i always want to know… what are my choices? the problem is, i hate choosing. do i want to order the chicken or the … Continue reading

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god bless the gentiles

the christian singles, to be specific. i logged in to my blog today to see if i had any new comments, but alas, there were none. so i went to check my stats, to see if anyone had even been on my site today, … Continue reading

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