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high five phobia

it’s not a real phobia, like my phobia of moths, but more of an anxiety over high fiving. when someone raises their hand into high five position, i feel a little rush of panic. first there’s the panic that i … Continue reading

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you’re disgusting, but i love you anyway

you’re filthy. you leave a mess all around, and i’m left trudging through it. your very presence leaves me feeling dirty. you have no regard for how your presence effects me or anyone else. you breeze into town, stir things … Continue reading

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in the land of make believe, amanda reigns

maybe it just goes with the territory of being the eldest child, but when it came to playing games with my siblings, i was always queen. when my sister and i played with my little ponies, i had Majesty, queen … Continue reading

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when i grow up

i remember one day when i was in grade 2, i figured out how old i would be in the year 2000. holy smokes, i’d be 23 years old! that was so old to 8 year old me. i’d be … Continue reading

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i’m not crazy, i just act that way

my mother once told me i had an addictive personality. at first i was all flattered, thinking she meant that i had such a sparkling personality, it was addictive to others. people can’t get enough of me, yay me! but … Continue reading

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honey, i’m home!

don’t all cheer at once now. so regina was kind of fun. you know, as far as work goes. my hotel room was nice, the bed was huge, someone did all the cleaning and made my bed everyday, i took … Continue reading

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hangin’ with the cool crowd

ohmygodohmygodohmygod, one of the popular kids mentioned me on her blog! play it cool amanda, play it cool. deep breaths, shrug it off, no biggie, whatevs. no,┬ádon’t say that, cool people don’t say whatevs. do they? shit, i don’t know … Continue reading

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