Monthly Archives: January 2011

i’d beat jesus

…in a who could live longer competition. oh sorry, is that sacrilegious? am i offending people? pfft, lighten up. sigh… another year older. birthdays aren’t as much fun as they used to be. no more roller skating parties, pin the tail … Continue reading

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jail tires me out

i left the penitentiary mid-afternoon, stepping out to one of the most beautiful days i’ve seen in ages. i took in deep breaths of air, relishing my freedom. it was over. thank god it was over; i don’t think i could have lasted any longer. thinking back, … Continue reading

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it’s too cold when…

ah, january in winnipeg… you think you’re so tough? you think you shock me? you think i can’t handle you?? tut tut, you do this every year. you’re so predictable. i was walking home the other day, and when i blinked, my eyelashes … Continue reading

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pick on someone your own size

at 5’3″, it’s not often that i’m taller than anyone, but it does happen occasionally. and when it does…. well…. it’s just weird. my brain feels confused at the downward angle of my eyes and the view of the top of someone’s head. … Continue reading

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intoxicated accomplishments

sometimes i surprise myself with how competent and coordinated i can be when drunk. i’m not talking threading needles or building a house of cards, but feats of dexterity nonetheless. last night was blair’s work holiday party, and the wine … Continue reading

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pompoms are for pansies

my original title was going to be “pompoms are for pussies” but i blushed and realized i was too much of a pus — pansy — to write that. plus, that may bring in visitors on false notions of what this … Continue reading

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so far so good

woo, look at me go, two posts in two days! i sure am living up to my promise. now i have to figure out how to “personalize” my blog. i can’t just leave that default banner of the trees up … Continue reading

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